Video 30 Aug 476,813 notes

profanities:

clareer:

doctorinternet:

lipstickndynamite:

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

What this is so beautiful

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

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Photo 30 Aug 1,797 notes stunningpicture:

Snowy Owl Carved from Dragonfruit

stunningpicture:

Snowy Owl Carved from Dragonfruit

Text 30 Aug

Anonymous said: Are you colorblind?

It’s like two years ago. We’re in the car. I yell “punch buggy gold” and punch my little brother. Everyone in the car asks where the gold VW is. I point to it and they’re all like “that’s not gold, that’s lime green.” A series of online tests concludes that I am colourblind.

Video 29 Aug 70,216 notes

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Photo 27 Aug 290,000 notes matthulksmash:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

It’s important to me.

matthulksmash:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

It’s important to me.

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Photo 27 Aug 539 notes

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Photo 27 Aug 80,219 notes worldofthecutestcuties:

Don’t mind me; just trying to hatch these puppies

worldofthecutestcuties:

Don’t mind me; just trying to hatch these puppies

Photo 26 Aug 132,388 notes pizzarooni:

deanlovecastiel:

frigerator:

frigerator:

MY FRIEND IS RED/GREEN COLORBLIND AND WE WERE LOOKING AT COLORBLIND TESTS AND I WAS LAUGHING AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT WHAT DOES IT SAY” AND I READ IT TO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE “HEY FUCK YOU TOO”

a colorblind person just messaged me asking what this says i’ve been laughing at the colorblind all day

I can’t see shit what does it say

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hate this so much.

pizzarooni:

deanlovecastiel:

frigerator:

frigerator:

MY FRIEND IS RED/GREEN COLORBLIND AND WE WERE LOOKING AT COLORBLIND TESTS AND I WAS LAUGHING AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT WHAT DOES IT SAY” AND I READ IT TO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE “HEY FUCK YOU TOO”

a colorblind person just messaged me asking what this says i’ve been laughing at the colorblind all day

I can’t see shit what does it say

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hate this so much.

Photo 26 Aug 309,030 notes artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

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Photo 26 Aug 68,765 notes elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

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