Video 24 Jul 23,559 notes

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LITERALLY THE BEST SCENE EVER

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Photo 23 Jul 281,779 notes toastoat:

what a powerful cat

toastoat:

what a powerful cat

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Quote 23 Jul 35,961 notes
I remember my son once asked me, “Did you ever, like, kiss in high school?” And I told him this long drawn-out story of how shy I was, how I finally got a girlfriend but she broke up with me because I was too shy to try to kiss her, and then I had another girlfriend but still couldn’t figure out kissing. The technique was always a big obstacle in my head, like, How do you kiss? Where does your chin go? Forget about anything beyond kissing-first base was a total mystery to me. So I’m telling my son this long story, and he listens patiently until he finally realizes where I’m going with it, and he says, “Dad, no-did you like Kiss in high school? Kiss, the band!” And I was, “Oh yeah, Kiss…they were good.”
— Steve Buscemi (via rustysmile)

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Text 23 Jul 16,712 notes

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How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

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Photo 22 Jul 130,369 notes pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

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Video 21 Jul 61,523 notes

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hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

Photo 21 Jul 425,753 notes leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

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