Shark Week Tips!
by denny’s tumbler dad martY!
Hey kids! Shark Week is this crazy time every Year where sharks go on to the land from the Mighty Terrifying Ocean and try to make friends but then trick them into eating them as tasty little Human Snacks so here are some Shark Fin Tippys to teach you how to be safe! Cool!
- Don’t let a shark into your home! Once you invite one in they have free reign over your domicile!
- Sharks HATE pancakes! Leave pancakes in your yard so they can’t find you!
- Sharks love blood! So, get rid of all your blood!
- Don’t drink water.
- Don’t drink sharks.
- Don’t drink a large body of water that has some sharks.
- Don’t BE a shark.
- NO SHARKS
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr